I never really got drunk. But how am I to remember rightttt?

Beyonce: I am...Not Coming :(

2009-10-21T23:16:00.000-07:00

Okay, so I heard she ain't coming this Sunday? Like waddup with that? I so totally don't get it. She claims she's afraid of a terrorist attack. Like hello, America's been terrorised by a billion terrorists, I actually lost count -_- I mean, I know Malaysia's a Muslim country and everything but she's kinda letting all her Malaysian fans down. And another thing, she also doesn't wanna come to Malaysia because of the Dress Code for her Concert. I mean, come on! When Gwen Stefani came to Malaysia, she stuck to the dress code and still managed to do an insanely awesome performance. Now that's PROFESSIONAL. What? Beyonce can't be sexy without her sexy clothes? SO NO PROFESSIONAL. I mean no offence, but professionals should be able to dance in the rain or sing with a sore throat (in theory). And she's complaining about the dress code? Like What The Hell? Hello Beyonce, you're like THE BEYONCE. You'll look hot in anything! Even in a bathrobe. SHEESH. I so don't know about you guys, but I'm very dissapointed.

STILL LOVE YOU ANYWAY :)

Sick and Tired.

2009-10-17T05:08:00.000-07:00

You wanna know what I hate the most? When someone does something good, everyone pats him on the back and he has good reviews and blah blah blah. But then, when he messes up just once, he's like the baddest guy on the block. I just simply don't get it. Let me remind you the amount of GOOD DEEDS he's done in the past? People are so mental sometimes, their so overated. It's like one black deed hides every other good deed he's done. And this bad deed isn't even life changing. I mean people make mistakes. And I also hate people reminding the poor guy of that ONE stupid bad deed. I mean, hello, let me remind you of all the good deeds he's done! Like -_______-

Oh and if you have something on your mind, say it! If not, please do not expect other people to know what you wanna say or do. We're human beings you fool, not mind readers. Sometimes, I wonder if people like you were born with a brain. And if you do have one, like hello knock knock, USE IT. So go on, use your brain and stop being a perfectionist. I know you well and you ain't perfect as hell so quit the stepford wives act. Learn some manners or I'll scrub your mouth with a brush made of nails.

Hate Mail

2009-10-01T21:21:00.000-07:00

Hello, open your eyes. I've been so hooked on 90210, I haven't been studying like I used to. Im getting lazier and lazier. It's like a disease I can't cure man. I should just drop out of life. God, I feel so emo right now. Damn. Yesterday, I cursed for like no reason. Like 53 times. I'm so depressed right now, you have NO idea -_- I think next year would probably suck for me. Considering I learnt nothing this whole year. Exams are just around the corner and here I am updating my blog because the whole friend gang keeps asking me to. Well here's my problematic updated life :) Oh and ELISSA YASMINE, YOU KINDA DO REMIND ME OF NAOMI (ANNALYNNE MCCORD) FROM 90210 :D Haha, can I like touch you? haha okay I'm weird :|

I think 90210 is a crazy place to live but I still wanna live there. Haha, it's soooo super awesome. Elissa, we should go there someday haha love youu.

HE DIDN'T GIVE ME HELL CAUSE HE GAVE ME 3 MINUTES OF HEAVEN :D

2009-08-15T05:28:00.000-07:00

I LOVE YOU, TYSON JAY RITTER.

OMGGGGGG, aren't I the most luckiest girl on the planet? HAHA. Getting this picture was soooo not a piece of pie. It started of, the whole gang wanted to have a huge suprise party for Jian Guang because he's going off to England at the end of the year. We were suppose to do it on a Sunday as in tomorrow but we decided not to. I THANK GOD WE DIDN'T :D

Soo, Mich and I arrived at Sunway Pyramid expecting the day to be you know, normal. MY ASS IT DID haha. AFter meeting up with Roberto and Yash, Mich wanted to shop. THANK GOD SHE DID. So we were at Lola and I was outside with Roberto and directly acroos the store, I saw a dude that looked like Nick Wheeler, guitarist of The All American Rejects. I was like, "OMG, Berto, isn't that the guitarist from AAR?" And then he was like, "No lahh, or else he would have bodyguards and blah blah blah". So I was like yeahh, I guess. MAN WERE WE W-R-O-N-G haha. After Michelle bought her stuffs, we headed to Rainforest. Then, I saw the same dude in between two malay dudes taking a picture. And I was like SHITTTTTTT, he is the guitarist from AAR. I was so shocked I forgot his name haha. After he was done with the photo he quickly walked away. I guess he wanted to avoid starting a riot as he had no bodyguards with him. But Mich, Kishen and I chased him till we got to the Sunway Hotel and Spa and then we lost him :| I CRIED MY HEART OUT. Even at the restaraunt I cried. I was completely devastated. I had no mood for food, which by the way was a miracle.

NICK WHEELER

Alas, I could not take it any longer so I got up and walked out of Rainforest. I wanted to walk. I headed to Starbucks and Yash called me. "Where you going lah?" I replied, "I just need to walk for a bit". (YEAH I'M A DRAMA QUEEN, BUT HEY IT WAS NICK FROM AAR PEOPLE!) She then told me to wait as she was coming to walk with me. We found each other and we made our way to the Hotel Entrance of where I had lost him :( We reached the place and I waited for a while. I approached the elavator and some chick presses the down button. I actually prayed to God for another oppurtunity. Suddenly, I heard a familiar voice behind me and BAM! Tyson Ritter was taking a photo with a chick and another dude. I was like EEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK to Yash haha and she was suprised as well DUHH. He walked passed me and accidently passed me, and I was like TYSONNNNN :) But he just kept on walking. Yash and I followed him to the hotel but he went into the lift. The doors closed and my heart broke. Then, the doors opened again and there he was. Standing there with a confused look. I kept looking, Ii mean STARING. He saw me and he smiled at me haha :D (SORRY FOR SOUNDING LIKE A LOVE SICK FAN) But the stupid lift had to close and poof. HE WAS GONE :( I walked out cryingmy eyes out. And everyone was like staring at me now. A bunch of girls were like, is she okay? I was like yeahh I just let Tyson go. -__- . I started swearing and saying life sucked. I wanted to kill myself. Why? 1, I saw Nick and I failed to get a picture with him. 2, I saw Tyson and also failed to get a picture with him. And 3, my mascara was smearing due to my stupid shit tears. Yeah WATERPROOF MY ASS. We got back to Rainforest and I started crying like shit again.
I took a short pause. Grabbed the Carlsberg and downed it. Still unsatisfied, I still wanted to go back. This time Melissa Embert, Michelle the twin, Sarah Rani and Yash followed.

We reached the place where I saw Tyson. After 5 minutes, Yash decided to leave as her friend had already arrived. After she left, we still kept on waiting. For what? We were thinking nothing. MAN WERE WE WRONG! Haha. I prayed one more time and boom, Nick, Mike and Tyson came through the doors along with two of their friends and two bodyguards. "Hey Ladies", Tyson and Nick said looking at us. I was like Hey, Mich was like hello and Sarah and Melissa were like speechless. Haha. I don't blame them. They walked pass us and duhh, we followed. They were just 2 feet away and I couldn't help it. So, I just walked up in between Tyson and his friend and went like;

Hey Tyson, could I pretty please get a picture with you?
*On his iPhone* Yeah just hold on yeah?
Cool, cause I like saw you like twice today and I just had to get a picture with you haha.
You want a picture?
Yes please? *WITH THE MOST BIGGEST SMILE EVERRR*
You know what, let's take a picture. *PULLS ME TO THE SIDE AND GRABS MY RIGHT ARM, SLIGHTLY BENDING, LIFTING HIS KNEE*
*LAUGHS* Sorry for being so short.
Haha that's okay, you look pretty.
Haha thanks.
*TAKES PICTURE*
Alright thank you!
THANKS TYSON! :D
*He walks away, then he turns around and asks,*
Did it come out okay?
Yeah, it did. Wanna see it?
*I held up my phone so he could see it*
Ohh perfect, you look great.
Thanks you too, love your eyes.
Thanks, we should go out sometime.
Yeah sure no problem.

I HAD A CONVERSATION WITH TYSON RITTER HAHAHAHAHAHA :DD
And thus that picture up there was produced.

And soon after Michelle got a picture with Nick Wheeler.

She had to wait for 15 minutes to get this photo.

Yup, today was the most funnest, happiest, luckiest, bestest most unforgettable days of my life. I HEART ALL AMERICAN REJECTS :D

The Saddest Song In The World

2009-08-08T23:59:00.001-07:00

I LOVE BACON

2009-08-06T00:57:00.000-07:00

Sooo yeahh, I haven't been attending school for like uhh, 2 days now and I missed the fire drill yesterday haha. Whatever. This is just a stupid random post so bear with me would you? So yeahh, I just found out that I was born with a birth defect which happened in my gigantic stomach. Yeahh, I got too much uh wind/gas/airwhatever inside it haha. You see, my stomach was bothering me so I informed my dad about it and he got one of his uhh, buddieswho happens to be a chinese ehem* voodoo doctor who loves giving people chinese medication to cure your sickness.Yeahh, he gave me this shitty lookin' HERB which looked kinda good but tasted worse than the brown coloured substance excreted through your anus. SERIOUSLY, it really sucked. Plus, I have to drink that for like a whole week to get better -________- HAHA, i love that face. Reminds me of Jian Guang. Oh he's going to England. How friggin sad is that? Anyway dude, I'm seriously gonna miss you around. Gonna miss bugging you about your stupidity,assholeness and of course SEPETNESS haha :D

Lazy and Lame, Danielle
Ohh yeahhhhhh;
After seeing him on WANTED, I WANT HIM ! :D

Ring ring, what Danielle got a new phone?

2009-05-02T03:36:00.000-07:00

Yeah babyyy, a NOKIA 5310. Black with blue highlights.
Life's getting better and better :)

2009-05-01T21:57:00.000-07:00

Stay Away from certain shampoos and soaps

2009-05-01T20:56:00.000-07:00

Have you ever looked at the back of a shampoo or a soap bottle? You know, the part where it says INGREDIENTS. Yeah if the product you are holding contains Sodium Laureth Sulfate, that means you're in big trouble.

According to Wikipedia, Sodium Laureth Sulfate (SLS) or Sodium Dodecyl Sulfate (SDS or NaDS) is an anionic surfacant used in many cleaning and hygiene products. The molecule has a tail of 12 carbon atoms, attached to a sulfate group, giving the molecule the amphiphilic properties required of a detergent. So yeah, SLS, SDS or NaDS is one of the main contents in making those detergents your maids or your mothers use to wash floors etc.

SLS is a highly effective surfactant used in any task requiring the removal of oily stains and residues. As such the compound is found in high concentrations in industrial products including engine degreasers, floor cleaners, and car wash soaps. In household products, SLS is used in lower concentrations with toothpastes, shampoos, shaving foams, some dissolvable aspirins, fiber therapy caplets. It is an important component in bubble bath formulations for its thickening effect and its ability to create a lather.
It has recently found application as a surfactant in gas hydrate or methane hydrate formation reactions, increasing the rate of formation as much as 700 times.
The product can also be used to aid in lysing cells during DNA extraction and for unraveling proteins in SDS-PAGE.

SAFETY

SLS has not been proven to be carcinogenic when either applied directly to skin or consumed.

SLS however is a strong surfactant and a number of health concerns have been raised in published reports.

1) SLS may worsen skin problems in individuals with chronic skin hypersensitivity, with some people being affected more than others.

2) SLS in toothpaste may cause aphthous ulcers, commonly referred to in some countries as canker sores.

Using SLS free toothpaste may reduce the sores.

3) SLS has also been show to irritate the skin of the face with prolonged and constant exposure (more than an hour) in young adults. In animal studies SLS appears to cause skin and eye irritation.

I have done some research and I have found that some of the major names of shampoo, soap etc. contains SLS and/or SDS.

Sunsilk

(One of the worst, contains plenty of SLS)

Rejoice

Colgate

(Contains the substance to produce bubbles)

Vo5

Palmolive

Paul Mitchell, the new Hemp shampoo

Oh and not only is this substance being used in toothpaste, shampoo and soap but this substance also exists in;

Bubble-bath/ Washing-up liquid / Dish Soap/ Laundry Detergent/ Children's Soaps/ Stain Remover/Carpet or Fabric Cleaner/ glue/ Body wash/ Shaving cream/ Mascara/ Mouthwash/ Skin cleanser/ Moisture lotion / Moisturiser/

Sun Block

I also found out that Shikobutsu, does not contain SLS, SDS or NaDS.

When Braces Attack !

2009-04-20T23:21:00.000-07:00

The first "braces" were constructed by Pierre Fauchard in 1728. Fauchard's "braces" consisted of a flat strip of metal, which was connected to teeth by pieces of thread.

Meet Pierre Fauchard.

Well FUCK Pierre Fauchard. Because of him, I bet there are kids as well as grown ups tossing and turning while holding their jaws swearing at their braces. But I guess without Mr. Pierre over there, people with inperfect teeth would probably suffer. Soo, in a way, Pierre, your a good man :)

Now not only people are wearing braces because they HAVE to but becuase the WANT to. It's like the 'In Thing' now to have braces. Almost everyone I know has braces on.

Like OKAYYYYYY

-_-

Ohh, and I know I need them but I'm too lazy to wait for 2 years to finally take em' out so screw it. I ain't getting them. Thanks dad :D

For the sake of updating -_-

2009-04-03T00:31:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I finally got contact lenses but I must say, its not easy putting them on. Goshh, its like I never knew touching your pupil would annoy you haha. WOW. Well I've got many comments on the first day.

1# OMG Danielle! Is that youu?
No you dimwitt, its Michelle, I decided to wear Danielle's uniform today -_-

2# Wow, you look even better.
Thank You :D

3# SEPET !
Fuck Off.

4# You look awkward..
Gee thanks :

5# You have big eyes.
I noticed that thanks :)

6# Hey! Are you wearing contacts?
Pfft, NOOO, my glasses are invisible -_-

7# What happen to your glasses?
I'm wearing contacts lahh :)

8# Hi Michelle ;)
I think you need contacts too -___-

9# You look like Michelle
Duhhh-uhhh, maybe because we're twins ?

10# Transparent ah?
Yeah, colour shmolour :)

So yeah, I'll probably be wearing contacts from now on, but if you're lucky you might see me as a four-eyed nerd again. But whateverr, I'm still a nerd haha *snort*
And if you're wondering, why I started wearing contacts now only, its becauseee, I find it easier when I play sports :)
Oh and I still feel weird :

AMEEN, my favourite freckled-face friend :)

2009-02-27T07:12:00.000-08:00

Meet Ameen.

Honestly, I've never actually met anyone like him. He's always smilling about everything and that's annoying yet comforting at the same time. I mean, other people's got stuff to worry about but he looks as if the whole world is in the palm of his hands.

This guy right here is haha cool mann. I mean, if I had to fall 5 times just to get one skateboarding trick right, I would. But he doesn't mind falling 50 times. Oh and he claims girls CAN'T SKATE cause we have boobs. Well, yeah kinda true but I've seen girls skate and their not bad :)

Oh and Mich says, whenever they 'debate' she'd need the Oxford dictionary to prove him wrong. He wins though haha cause he's got Wikipedia on his side. Oh and he told me to put his 6 pec in so yeah SIX PEC -_- HAHA. Oh yeah his room is totally awesome. It used to be a storeroom but knowing him as the most willing to do anything kinda person, he actually cleaned it. *SALUTE*

This dude collects candy wrappers which is quite out of the ordinary yet cool. This genius right here gives people used stuff ;) He CLAIMS he quit watching porn (Yeah right), so I believe him. Sure Ameen, the porn on YOUR COMPUTER doesn't belong to you, it belongs to the guy living next door to you right?

He has two brothers, one of which drives really fast. Haha sadly, Ameen can't drive YET. I bet he's driving could put me to sleep. Haha kidding Ameen, kidding. So stop swearing :)
What else about this guy ? Oh yeah his red shoes he ALWAYS wear when he skates. Red Nikes yeahh.

Yeah so that's Ameen. I gotta go now, Gonna make muffins ;)

IF I WERE A BOY

2009-02-21T16:10:00.000-08:00
Life for me would be SOOOO much easier. Wouldn't you agree with me haha.
Dressing up to go out would be sooo much easier for me. Girls HAVE to accesorize and such. ARGHHH, oh and hair. God long hair annoys me but I'm to friggin lazy to give it a trim so yeah.

Haha can you imagine me as a dude? LIKE DUDE : HAHA

The name would be; DANIEL who likes playing football and getting in trouble with HIS other dude friends. Who'd never have to bother about having her mensus or what not. Who'd never have to care of What to wear everytime she goes out (I don't even care now) Who'd never have to bother with stupid dresses and stupid heels ever again. Who'd burp, fart and belch anytime she wants to (Haha I still do that now) Who'd never have to be forced in wearing a skirt.
Yeah being a dude sure sounds nice. Haha.

Sonnet OO (EDREENA'S BOOBS)

2009-02-05T21:56:00.000-08:00
Shall I compare thee to Watermelons,
For thou art gigantic,
Rough winds could never shake you,
For if they were smaller, it would be tragic,
The weight unsure, The size unknown,
To heavy perhaps, to big to hold.
And often tries to be covered,
but often does not succeed,
For something much larger is in need.
But thy eternal goodness and all it's bouncy affair,
I do enjoy the view especially when you tie up your hair.
So long as you can breathe and I can see,
I'll be staring at them, green with envy.

*Inspired by Shakespeare HAHA

I MUST BE CRAZY

2008-12-20T01:40:00.000-08:00
CAUSE.. I'm like starting to miss Malaysia. I miss my bed and most importantly the food. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is well take a bath and then straight to mamak. I'm so craving for nasi lemaks and roti canais. I've been drowning myself with noodels and rice and blah blah chinese food I'm actually staring to mis MY LOCAL FOOD. Crazy aren't I?

Oh yeahh, I miss the friends back nome too. Jian Guang, not that much, plenty of sepet people here to 'RESEMBLE' him HAHA. Just Kidding :) Yashh, Moon, Aifa, Joon Joon, Tracey, Brynn, Elissa, Johan, Marcus (I can't actually name each and every friend I miss) So that just A FEW.
I miss all those crappy one dollar lame jokes you always waste your time telling me cause the most I'll do is HAHA *In a sarcastic tone*. God I love you people.

And to everyone who's C-Boxing me saying, "OMG, Danielle you have a blog?!?" or "Danielle, I didn't know you blog!", well now you know. Joon Kiet and Joshhhh, this goes out to you :) Well I'm still in China and I'm gonna stop blogging now cause my hands are getting cold so BYE :)

Heading to CHINA :)

2008-12-11T22:15:00.000-08:00
Yeahh, I'm heading to China this Saturday which is tomorrow. Sad isn't it? I'm kinda gonna miss my daily routine which I do everyday. You know, get up, brush teeth, eat breakfast, watch tv, go online and most probably bathe after lunch haha.

I'm just gonna really miss all of that. I'll be in China for 2 weeks and some people say,"Woahhh 2 whole weeks? That's kinda long." Well no it isn't to me. The longest I've been out of Malaysia is like what a month? And God I'm gonna miss MY. I know kinda hard to say and believe it right?
LOfreakingL

So its been how LONGGGGGG?

2008-10-31T07:45:00.000-07:00
So its been how many centuries since my last post? I don't know, PMR's Done so math has nothing to do with me now haha. So like I'm talking to this real awesome girl Bianca Natisha Wong Milano (<3)

She keeps pestering me to update my blog so here I am updating this piece a... Oh yeahh no more swearing for this chick. Yeah I'm trying to quit this useless habit I keep doing everyday. Oh yes, I just got a new Sony Walkman aka an awesome jet black MP3 player! Yeahhh. I've got like 70 plus songs in it.
Today sucked a little bit. Go ahead ask me why. Why? Becuase I found out that I couldn't drive. Haha okay now I sound like a total moron. I'm really in a mood to watch a horror flick right now. Oh and speaking of horror flicks today Mich and I watched this crazy video on youtube. Wanna know what it is? It's about this baby who looks like a Snake. And then We watched a video about a snake who befriends its lunch, a live Hamster. yeahh it was love at first sight, not bite! HAHA :)
Then we watched one about a pair of twins conjoined together. Yeah conjoined for life. Yeahhhhhhhh, we were THAT bored okayy?
Anywayy, I needta end this log thing and start conversing with my good old wise pal Bianca over here. Chow peoples.